sodamnrelatable:

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• me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
• me at home:

• Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.

• me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
• me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.

someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits

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drgero:

why do they even bother making pencils with shitty eraser ends

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