peregrintoolc:

Iā€™m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

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kansass:

Eyebrows so strong they bench press 350

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bettycrockerdile:

i had a pun about insanity but then i lost it

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reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

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